WELCOME. if you’re reading this, you’re already tilted.
UNOFFICIAL
BGE TILTBLADE
TYPE: COINFLIP • ROLE: FILL (REGRET) • REGION: MENTAL BOOM
INT RATE: LEGENDARY
CS @ 10: ???
TEAMFIGHT IQ: LOW
TILT RESIST: 0
ULT: RACISM (AOE)
PASSIVE: INSULTS
BIO (REAL):
• Faker’s coach (source: my imagination)
• Never lost a game in pro play (because I was never in one)
• Invented macro • Discovered “rotate” • Solved League (allegedly)
• Never lost a game in pro play (because I was never in one)
• Invented macro • Discovered “rotate” • Solved League (allegedly)
- scroll. you must sign the contract.
- if this annoys you: good.
- this is ragebait — don’t be weird to real humans.
Disclaimer: this is all within the zone of comedy i hope you delete league of legends.
(everything else is emotional damage.)
SUP + BOT + THE GAME (gone)
HOW TO NOT INT you won’t. but watch anyway.
BEGINNER
- stop saying “i win this” — you don’t.
- if you can’t see them: assume they’re here.
- if you’re 0/3: stop “limit testing.” you’re just testing gravity.
- if you die again: type “unlucky” and pretend it wasn’t a pattern.
PRO TIP: facechecking is a hobby. stop having hobbies.
“bro i’m gonna gank, don’t make it obvious”
HOW TO NOT BE A MONKEY challenge level: impossible.
ADVANCED
- before you go in: ask “do i have to?” no.
- don’t chase. they are baiting you. you are the fish.
- don’t type essays. nobody is reading your autobiography.
- missing cannon isn’t “unlucky” — it’s a lifestyle.
strongest spell is not flash. it’s doing nothing for 2 seconds.
“you’re not low elo — you are my friend” (lie)
HOW TO DELETE SYSTEM32 classic bait tutorial (don’t actually do it).
BAIT
- STEP 1: Open Command Prompt (Admin)
- STEP 2: Type: C:\Windows\System32
- STEP 3: If it says “Access Denied” you’re “force it as admin”
- STEP 4: Restart and enjoy +50 FPS
99% of players have shown positivity after this.
echo "bait detected" && echo "touch grass"
DEFEAT (feat. keyboard)
IF YOU PLAY “MEL” (KYS) you’re doing performance art.
RAGEBAIT
- i will 100% ban it.
- if i cannot ban it i will throw your game
- i may steal a cannon by accident
- inting sion meta will return for 1 game
- bonus: i hope you talon E out of the window (if you are a mell player) like seriously who plays this shit
this slide is here to annoy you. if you’re mad: good.
patch notes: “this will fix it”
IT’S NOT JG DIFF it’s you. yes, you.
FACTS
- if you went 0/10: that’s not a matchup. that’s a biography.
- stop pinging. you’re not summoning help — you’re summoning shame.
- type “mb” once, then vanish into the fog of war.
enjoy your new personality: annoyed.
jg diff (copium edition)
WOMAN PLAYER ? aka: the “I’m just here” role.
RAGEBAIT
- follow guide 3 and install valorant..
- do not be in a game with me I would like to win.
- Don't be a walking ward and pick something above yuumi difficulty.
- DON'T PLAY LEAGUE
seriously it is statistically proven that woman in team = lower WR pls dont play league ...
support mains when the map exists